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[shoubai]

WELCOME

House 1411

"Hello? Hello?? I'm sorry, there's nobody home right now. [ obnoxious peal of laughter: go ]

Ahh, that's right! Leave a message, and I'll get back to you. Right? That's how it goes? Aha, no telemarketers, please!

If you run up my bill, I'll have to ask you to pay the extra costs.

[ BEEP ]

Comments

Re: T E X T

[shoubai]

if she starts whispering about what i eat 4 lunch we'll need 2 stage an intervention

Re: T E X T

[badbreak]

haha
personal experience
sounds like

Re: T E X T

[shoubai]

school is a terrifying experience dont let anyone tell u otherwise

Re: T E X T

[badbreak]

yeah right like ur
scared of school
or carol
i seen ur dumb back

Re: T E X T

[badbreak]

i didnt tell her
i dont know what i told her

Re: T E X T

[shoubai]

its ok if she's angry at me
im used 2 it
i just didnt want u getting into trouble for what i gave u

Re: T E X T

[badbreak]

u could of just said
u got mugged or s/t

Re: T E X T

[shoubai]

then she'd hare off after the nonexistent attacker
what kind of man would i be if i let a gorilla loose on the populace like that

Re: T E X T

[badbreak]

the kind who likes his
dick still attached

Re: T E X T

[badbreak]

u could of just also
said u gave me the money

Re: T E X T

[shoubai]

then she'd ask what u spent it on
or maybe ask for it back

Re: T E X T

[badbreak]

i coulda said porn
nah she wouldnt take it

Re: T E X T

[shoubai]

what if she tried 2 find it
throw it out
burn it

Re: T E X T

[badbreak]

i hide stuff good
she aint found my new stash of capri suns

Re: T E X T

[badbreak]

how much money was it
would that have been like
2 much porn 4 normal

Re: T E X T

[shoubai]

...
2 much porn 4 normal
def

Re: T E X T

[badbreak]

oh
what about drugs

Re: T E X T

[badbreak]

i could of been like
im sad about not having parents !
only blow makes me happy !

Re: T E X T

[badbreak]

n then she couldnt do shit

Re: T E X T

[shoubai]

then shed throw u into the nearest rehab center
oh no badoukun u need help we're packing u off 2 aa for kids itll be ok!!!!
like that

Re: T E X T

[badbreak]

aa for kids aint even a thing !

Re: T E X T

[shoubai]

youth assistance
interventions
counsellors

Re: T E X T

[badbreak]

?
whatever that shit is
i could get outta it

Re: T E X T

[shoubai]

it'd be a lot of trouble
so better she yells at me
than do frequent drug tests on u everytime u try to walk out the door

Re: T E X T

[badbreak]

she aint my MOM
i dont care what the fuck she wants 2 do
its just dumb
she wouldnt hold it against me so bad
if it was me fucking up
shes sore to it