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[shoubai]

WELCOME

House 1411

"Hello? Hello?? I'm sorry, there's nobody home right now. [ obnoxious peal of laughter: go ]

Ahh, that's right! Leave a message, and I'll get back to you. Right? That's how it goes? Aha, no telemarketers, please!

If you run up my bill, I'll have to ask you to pay the extra costs.

[ BEEP ]

Comments

Re: T E X T

[shoubai]

extract
verb
1. to draw, or pull out. usually with force

noun
1. something extracted

2. a solution or preparation containing the active principles of a drug, plant juice, or the like; concentrated solution: vanilla extract.

3. a solid, viscid, or liquid substance extracted from a plant, drug, or the like, containing its essence in concentrated form: beef extract.

Re: T E X T

[badbreak]

beef extract ?
theyre already hungry 4 meat
why would i give them beef !

Re: T E X T

[shoubai]

thats just an example oi
beef extract is what they make instant beef broth out of

Re: T E X T

[badbreak]

i thought they used beef

Re: T E X T

[badbreak]

wait what the fucks the diff

Re: T E X T

[badbreak]

THIS IS STUPID

Re: T E X T

[badbreak]

IM GONNA SET MYSELF ON FIRE
IF I DONT GET THESE FLEAS OFF SOON

Re: T E X T

[shoubai]

do u want me 2 help

Re: T E X T

[badbreak]

NO !!!!!

Re: T E X T

[shoubai]

if u dont take care of them now
they could lay eggs in ur head

Re: T E X T

[badbreak]

HOLY SHIT
HOLY FUCKING SHITNKD

Re: T E X T

[shoubai]

itll be fine!
u just need a good scrub!

Re: T E X T

[badbreak]

I BEEN SCRUBBING
I CANT SEE THE FUCKERS

Re: T E X T

[shoubai]

2 heads r better than 1

Re: T E X T

[badbreak]

FINE
W/E
I DONT CARE N E MORE

Re: T E X T

[shoubai]

ur place or mine
in the meanwhile pls shake ur head over that cat

Re: T E X T

[badbreak]

MINE WE GOTTA BURN EVERYTHING
DONT MAKE IT SOUND CREEPY
LIKE I AINT ALREADY

Re: T E X T

[shoubai]

good job!
ill be over in a few

Re: T E X T

[badbreak]

ok