MAILBOX; inbox

[shoubai]

WELCOME

House 1411

"Hello? Hello?? I'm sorry, there's nobody home right now. [ obnoxious peal of laughter: go ]

Ahh, that's right! Leave a message, and I'll get back to you. Right? That's how it goes? Aha, no telemarketers, please!

If you run up my bill, I'll have to ask you to pay the extra costs.

[ BEEP ]

Comments

Re: T E X T

[whizbangs]

Someday you'll find a candidate who meets those requirements
I believe in you
I am your staunchest supporter in this

Re: T E X T

[shoubai]

thats a little weird
appreciated
but weird
are you the type of lady who goes out of her way to hook up her less fortunate friends
friend a and friend b would be perfect together lets scheme to make their paths collide ohohoho

Re: T E X T

[whizbangs]

Nah I'm a busy modern woman I ain't got time for that
Your streak is going so bad though that I figured I should
Lend you moral support or something
I am here for you friend
Pat on the back