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[shoubai]

WELCOME

House 1411

"Hello? Hello?? I'm sorry, there's nobody home right now. [ obnoxious peal of laughter: go ]

Ahh, that's right! Leave a message, and I'll get back to you. Right? That's how it goes? Aha, no telemarketers, please!

If you run up my bill, I'll have to ask you to pay the extra costs.

[ BEEP ]

Comments

Re: T E X T

[shoubai]

the amanto of your world are, if you'll pardon my saying
assholes
you have my sympathy

Re: T E X T

[whizbangs]

This is true, you are pardoned
Although they're not all bad

[mar-vell, goes the beat of her heart, mar-vell, always.]

I knew one who thought we were pretty exceptional