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House 1411
"Hello? Hello?? I'm sorry, there's nobody home right now. [ obnoxious peal of laughter: go ]
Ahh, that's right! Leave a message, and I'll get back to you. Right? That's how it goes? Aha, no telemarketers, please!
If you run up my bill, I'll have to ask you to pay the extra costs.
[ BEEP ]
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Sucks to be them
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so maybe not so much
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I remember
Thought you were such a fruit loop when I heard that
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lock ur doors
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There was a gator in my pool the other day
That's not a euphemism
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but did you wrestle it properly??
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I sure did feel a swoon coming on
[pffffffft]
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my heart is broken
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But back to an earlier point
Would you like to stargaze in my illustrious company, friend?
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victuals included???
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tonight??
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I'm up late nowadays anyway
I'll leave the ladder down for you