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[shoubai]

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Comments

Re: T E X T

[shoubai]

[ what would the kid say if he ever mentioned he helped to blow up Dark Vader and his Raiho star... ]

yes, those! sometimes they're the only greenery and earth we'll see for months or years at a time

r u solo or kenobi?

Re: T E X T

[badbreak]

cool
if its true

darth vadar

Re: T E X T

[shoubai]

it is very true
one day you'll see them

so what does that make me

Re: T E X T

[badbreak]

im going back underground

a nameless wookie

Re: T E X T

[shoubai]

come see my flagship first
then you can be a mole again

i think that suits me better

Re: T E X T

[badbreak]

i cant
i told u my stuff cant wait

ud look fucking scary w/
a crossbow

Re: T E X T

[shoubai]

then when you're all done with your stuff
and your business is all squared away
come with me to space

shouldve seen me back in the day

Re: T E X T

[badbreak]

i dont think
that can happen
my stuff dont go away

fuckin jedi shit yeah right

Re: T E X T

[shoubai]

everything goes away in time
all the moreso if you really put your mind to it
trust me

we didnt have beam sabers way back when

Re: T E X T

[badbreak]

i cant
i dont belong up there n e way
i dont even belong above ground

dont tell me u got them now

Re: T E X T

[shoubai]

you belong where you want

some people do!
just not me
i can't use swords

Re: T E X T

[badbreak]

it aint that simple

whod wanna use that broke ass
medieval shit
guns get shit done faster

Re: T E X T

[shoubai]

howso?

where i came from
there were very honourable and dignified men called samurai who did
some still do
just ask toushirou

but guns i think are more my style now

Re: T E X T

[badbreak]

it just aint
im not good at
doing that
not every1s like u

i know what samurai are
he aint a samurai hes a cop

did u just try to tell me UR a fuckin samurai

Re: T E X T

[shoubai]

think you can tell me how?
i'm curious is all

ask him about his sword next time
maybe he'll deign to answer
bribe w/ mayo in the event of reticence

Re: T E X T

[badbreak]

the hell do u mean how

Re: T E X T

[shoubai]

why things are the way they are where you're from

Re: T E X T

[badbreak]

it happened before i was born
wars messed up the surface
its all scorched and places got sunk
the airs no good

it got better after people went under
and then it got bad again
and now i think its worse then ever
cuz u cant even launch more nukes
to get rid of anything

Re: T E X T

[shoubai]

[ war ]

Re: T E X T

[shoubai]

getting rid of something isn't always the way to fix a problem, however big or small
the leaders of your world should have known better

i'm sorry badou, it doesn't sound like a very good place at all

[ it sounds too much like the worst of humanity took over ]

Re: T E X T

[shoubai]

and i'm no samurai

Re: T E X T

[badbreak]

u said ur a merchant
please dont be crazy
space is crazy enough
w/o adding on some bullshit
dead ass history shit

Re: T E X T

[shoubai]

what's the point in a story without some historical filler?
at least it'll keep the history buffs sated

Re: T E X T

[badbreak]

do u believe it
that people are superheroes
and magic wizards
and samurai

Re: T E X T

[shoubai]

well i don't know about magic wizards
but if carol's the one laying claim to superhero-dom who am i to contest that?
yes i do believe in them then

you don't
not entirely
do you?