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WELCOME

House 1411

"Hello? Hello?? I'm sorry, there's nobody home right now. [ obnoxious peal of laughter: go ]

Ahh, that's right! Leave a message, and I'll get back to you. Right? That's how it goes? Aha, no telemarketers, please!

If you run up my bill, I'll have to ask you to pay the extra costs.

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Re: T E X T

[whizbangs]

Now heine is asking me
What would happen if my arm got ripped off
I may never sleep again
Wake up faster so you can help me dump these kids in the river