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House 1411

"Hello? Hello?? I'm sorry, there's nobody home right now. [ obnoxious peal of laughter: go ]

Ahh, that's right! Leave a message, and I'll get back to you. Right? That's how it goes? Aha, no telemarketers, please!

If you run up my bill, I'll have to ask you to pay the extra costs.

[ BEEP ]

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[keepcalmandbomb]

[ he's smiling kindly as he finishes his work ]

Now you will always have stars in your eyes, Sakamoto. Even when you're throwing up behind the cabaret club, or passed out in the middle of the street.

[shoubai]

[ This is so ridiculous, it can't be anything but a dream. He relaxes some at the thought, before the accompanying realization hits.

Anything involving Katsura tended to border dream-like and out of this world.

But oh well. No sense in over-thinking it. ]

I don't know whether to be flattered or insulted! This sure is like the real thing. Aah, before I wake up, do something for me, will you?

[keepcalmandbomb]

[ It's perfectly hard-boiled reality, you know. It's time to start thinking creatively!! ]

[ uh right ]

[ He looks down at Tatsuma, slightly puzzled. ]

Ah, that depends. I could get you a bucket but I would rather not help you aim your tinkle at the bowl... what is it?

[shoubai]

Please don't mention touching my hose like that, oi! I'm not your gori-husband!

[ he pushes the glasses back up onto his face, settling back as if to sleep. no need to worry about the wig hovering over him now, right? ahahaha. ]

Tell Mutsu to hurry up and come home already, aah? Dream telegram: sent. I'll pay my fees in the morning.

[keepcalmandbomb]

Oi, please don't imply that I have casually handled the dirty hose of a gorilla!! May I remind you that these marriages are fake, absolutely fake!!

[ h u f f ]

Of course. Home is where the heart is... I will convey your message.

[ but this would be too touching if it just ended like that, wouldn't it? ]

That will be 250 yen.