MAILBOX; inbox

[shoubai]

WELCOME

House 1411

"Hello? Hello?? I'm sorry, there's nobody home right now. [ obnoxious peal of laughter: go ]

Ahh, that's right! Leave a message, and I'll get back to you. Right? That's how it goes? Aha, no telemarketers, please!

If you run up my bill, I'll have to ask you to pay the extra costs.

[ BEEP ]

Comments

[slushfund]

Do you think I'm looking down on you?
I came to you because you were the first one I thought of who I knew could care enough about it.

[shoubai]

should i be flattered
i think so
thank you though, the thought is appreciated
even ifd i dont think im drunk enoguhg for this yet thank u

[slushfund]

Stop sassing me, the mood's too readable now.
If you get alcohol poisoning no one's coming to save you.

[slushfund]

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[slushfund]

Don't drink too much, you'll get big potbelly.
I'm not bringing you alka-seltzer.

[shoubai]

nono no no non o
dont you know ochazukes the best remedy
tried and tested

[shoubai]

but thank you hiruma
ill watch my intake

[slushfund]

Ochazuke's bullshit compared to alka-seltzer.
You pop one of those suckers in you before you go to bed and you'll be hangover free in the morning.
Don't thank me, your liver should be thanking me.