MAILBOX; inbox

[shoubai]

WELCOME

House 1411

"Hello? Hello?? I'm sorry, there's nobody home right now. [ obnoxious peal of laughter: go ]

Ahh, that's right! Leave a message, and I'll get back to you. Right? That's how it goes? Aha, no telemarketers, please!

If you run up my bill, I'll have to ask you to pay the extra costs.

[ BEEP ]

Comments

ain't even sorry

[whizbangs]

[he showed her his spaceship -- turnabout's fair play, right?]

Hey guess what
I'm out costume shopping and
They have a me costume!!
Remember the battlepanties?

[ATTACHED: superdumb selfie of carol in a cheap knockoff version of her old superhero suit.]

SO LATE

[shoubai]

[ somewhere, a man's heart leapt into his throat, and he very nearly died from shock. ]

r u sure ur not a cabaret girl

ur the worst

[whizbangs]

I am not a cabaret girl
Superheroism is very serious
This is an incredibly serious uniform

[shoubai]

yes
i can see that
so very serious
work hard carolsan

[whizbangs]

Please do you see the lightning bolt
It's ms. marvel when I have the lightning bolt
Excuse you

[shoubai]

work hard ms marvelsan
can i recommend you to shake it too or will that end in pain??

[whizbangs]

There's a solid 50/50 chance of pain

[shoubai]

SHAKE IT MS MARVELSAN

[whizbangs]

A risk taker eh
Will the gods of chance be kind to you
Only time will tell