MAILBOX; inbox

[shoubai]

WELCOME

House 1411

"Hello? Hello?? I'm sorry, there's nobody home right now. [ obnoxious peal of laughter: go ]

Ahh, that's right! Leave a message, and I'll get back to you. Right? That's how it goes? Aha, no telemarketers, please!

If you run up my bill, I'll have to ask you to pay the extra costs.

[ BEEP ]

Comments

Re: text

[shoubai]

hello rio!!! you're a lucky guy to get her as a recipient!!

[ or unlucky, depending. ]

think practical! things she can use!
like a bazooka!

[icefallen]

...I am a girl.

[You can practically hear the deadpan through the text.]

Well, what sorts of things does she do, then? It is a little difficult to think practical when I have no idea what kinds of gifts she has use for in the first place. Does she have a job or a hobby?

...I'm afraid a bazooka may be a bit out of my range, however.

i swear i didnt lose it in my inbox

[shoubai]

and a LOVELY one at that

[ whoops ]

if you're old enough to go into the shop, triggerfingers might have something. cleaning kits, for example, or a new holster!

npnp

[icefallen]

And I'm fourteen. I'm afraid that may not be plausible for me, either.

I suppose if she's into firearms, she must not like girly things, then, correct? That may make things a bit difficult...