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Ahh, that's right! Leave a message, and I'll get back to you. Right? That's how it goes? Aha, no telemarketers, please!

If you run up my bill, I'll have to ask you to pay the extra costs.

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oh

doesnt mean im a war hero
one mystery solved
i didnt see the war end so i cant give any more details than that

u left ?

i did

can i see them

u sure?

i seen scars b4 i aint squeemish

all right
where when?? i dont think its proper to run around exposing myself all over town

dont make it weird ! whenever when u show me 2 shoot

deal
no pics pls im camera shy

im gonna puke how do i know the scars are from that though i could say i got fucked up in a tractor accident n nobody would know i aint never seen a tractor

im amazed u even know what a tractor is most city folk dont
and i don't know
how WILL u know??

i dont know maybe coz its hard 2 lie about scars

ive never been that good a liar

[ which is, in itself, a lie ]

i dont believe that

u smile 2 much

50 points

dont lie 2 me

that one wasn't a lie
ok maybe it was
its actually 42 points
do u know how 2 distinguish between truth and otherwise?

yes im bad at the rest though

everything just takes practice
just remember to always watch the eyes

u wear shades

exactly

howd u practice

trial and error
a lot of it

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