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[shoubai]

WELCOME

House 1411

"Hello? Hello?? I'm sorry, there's nobody home right now. [ obnoxious peal of laughter: go ]

Ahh, that's right! Leave a message, and I'll get back to you. Right? That's how it goes? Aha, no telemarketers, please!

If you run up my bill, I'll have to ask you to pay the extra costs.

[ BEEP ]

Comments

[keepcalmandbomb]

Don't be so quick to judge, Sakamoto. I'm sure he would enjoy a party that for once wasn't paid for by him! Just, ah, be subtle.

[ he's sort of aware it's a really dumb and dangerous idea but he'd also like to see Takasugi in a (hopefully) peaceful environment again. Maybe they could unite against a common enemy here! There's hope, right? Right? ]

It's not Zura, it's Katsura! That is not true, I have worn some as a part of disguise. Ah, perhaps prolonged exposure to pants makes men take the wrong turn in life, is that it? It's part of the Shinsengumi uniform, and Gintoki has become more useless than ever...

[ don't even get him started on Takasugi. HE WAS SO YOUNG!! ]

[ DON'T YOU DARE FALL VICTIM TO THE EVIL OF PANTS TOOOOOO ]

[shoubai]

I'll try!

[ ever the optimist, zura. ]

And how are pants and different from hakama? They're just more snug! Allow more freedom of movement! Are you saying that anyone who dons even a pair of hardy peasant trousers are doomed to failure in life? Aahh?

[keepcalmandbomb]

Excellent! It is the effort that makes the difference.

[ foreverrr ]

[ you're still worse though ]

It is the snugness, the snugness!! As your b*lls suffocate, your mind becomes clouded with rage and indecencies!

[shoubai]

I have no rage! Only indecency! And comfort! Maybe if you put on some pants your hair would conform to the laws of reality too!

[keepcalmandbomb]

What part of your hair conforms to any laws?! Aa, perhaps the bottom perm creates a shield that the rage and suffocation bounce off of! How would I know?!