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[shoubai]

WELCOME

House 1411

"Hello? Hello?? I'm sorry, there's nobody home right now. [ obnoxious peal of laughter: go ]

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If you run up my bill, I'll have to ask you to pay the extra costs.

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Comments

Re: T E X T

[shoubai]

its called haircare

Re: T E X T

[badbreak]

I WASH EVERY FUCKING DAY

Re: T E X T

[shoubai]

theres a bunch of ways
first go and soak in the bath
use soap
or shower w/ soap and cooler water
theres a bunch of oils and washes to use too
but since fleas rly dont like water the first two are your safest and quickest bet rn

Re: T E X T

[badbreak]

im not a fucking idiot
no shit i already tried that !

Re: T E X T

[badbreak]

not that i got
fuck

Re: T E X T

[badbreak]

shhiT

Re: T E X T

[shoubai]

[ somewhere across town, he's laughing

just laughing ]

Re: T E X T

[shoubai]

when you get a chance its best to take everything you came into contact with
like clothes and bedding and rugs
and soak those too
petstores and the like usually sell special rinses and things
a person w/ fleas will want to look at flea dips and anything with these in it:
tea tree oil
rosemary oil
cedar oil
eucalyptus oil
u can make ur own little wash 2
just mix up maybe a tablespoon or more of vinegar with a small bottle of shampoo
u'd have 2 lather a while

Re: T E X T

[badbreak]

maybe i should just burn the house down ?

Re: T E X T

[shoubai]

toushi's scary when hes angry
i recommend against it

Re: T E X T

[badbreak]

it fixes itself !

Re: T E X T

[shoubai]

think of the mayo

Re: T E X T

[badbreak]

i dont know what 1/2 those
things u said are !

Re: T E X T

[shoubai]

the oils?
they're just plant extracts

Re: T E X T

[badbreak]

extras ?
what !

Re: T E X T

[shoubai]

extract
verb
1. to draw, or pull out. usually with force

noun
1. something extracted

2. a solution or preparation containing the active principles of a drug, plant juice, or the like; concentrated solution: vanilla extract.

3. a solid, viscid, or liquid substance extracted from a plant, drug, or the like, containing its essence in concentrated form: beef extract.

Re: T E X T

[badbreak]

beef extract ?
theyre already hungry 4 meat
why would i give them beef !

Re: T E X T

[shoubai]

thats just an example oi
beef extract is what they make instant beef broth out of

Re: T E X T

[badbreak]

i thought they used beef

Re: T E X T

[badbreak]

wait what the fucks the diff

Re: T E X T

[badbreak]

THIS IS STUPID

Re: T E X T

[badbreak]

IM GONNA SET MYSELF ON FIRE
IF I DONT GET THESE FLEAS OFF SOON

Re: T E X T

[shoubai]

do u want me 2 help

Re: T E X T

[badbreak]

NO !!!!!

Re: T E X T

[shoubai]

if u dont take care of them now
they could lay eggs in ur head